December 2009
52 posts
When does the need become pathological? You asked me backstage, you said ‘When...
– Jon Stewart, responding to Arianna Huffington’s request that he blog for her with the ideas he doesn’t use on The Daily Show. I rewatched this interview because I remembered an Arianna Huffington quote that i wanted to post here, and after rewatching this interview, I’ve decided that I hate Arianna...
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clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Me: Unblur?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.
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She began to know me too well, and I began to hate her for it. Even when I was...
– Alan Shore
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thedailywhat:
The Colbert Report: Stephen Colbert joins Alicia Keys for a surprise duet during her performance of “Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down” on last night’s show.
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Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see...
– The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupéry (via fuckyeahhappy)
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I had sometimes at night when the demons visit and taunt my sense of certainty,...
– May 11, 2009: Excuse Me Your Dick Is Out
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lekdek:
I mean, right?!
RAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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